Dreaming Oceans

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idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why
ron: why do you even LIKE snape, he’s such a DICK percy
percy: do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much i’ve learned under him? he’s a genius and he’s the reason i’m going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if he’s a dick.
snape, after two hours: mr. weasley, it’s past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.
percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee: sir i just have one more question–
#ron thinks snape hates him bc he’s harry’s friend but snape actually hates him bc he’s percy’s brother

I love it, I am dying over here.

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@TIME

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cheers to my housemates for drawing the gems for me for this comic

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They have nine beverages between the two of them
i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…
What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.
The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?
The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

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I’d say that last one is a very effective ad for the product.

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musashi:
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Meowth: Hey, what’s this?
Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.
Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?
Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?
James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Meowth: But how come?
Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?
this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way
They only have 1 brain cell between them and James was busy using it to figure out why the fence was there.

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How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard.
Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?
John Sundquist. He is the OP too

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[Description: A Shell ad that has been half torn off the interior of a bus, revealing a Cif ad underneath. Together the two adds make the sentence
Our Goal is to - completely kill
the planet - & 99% of bacteria
on it for the - lowest price. ]

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Victorian female medical students
Looks like one of them had a really tough semester

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